[ ] You like Justin Bieber
[ ] You like Rebecca Black
[ ] You use any form of drug that is not perscribed to you.
[x] You think Kanye West awesum.
[ ] You watch/like My Little Pony
[ ] You say 'like' often in your sentences.
[ ] You say you hate anime but enjoy it in secret.
[x] You did "it" before you got married (oh no)
[ ] You dropped out of highschool.
[ ] You have cyberdated.
[x] You watch/like Adventure Time
[x] You speak fluent Klingon.
[ ] You watch Dora the Explorer regularly
[ ] You like the name Keith.
[ ] You have a crush on a celebirty
[ ] You have a crush on Justin Bieber.
[ ] You have a crush on someone who you've never had a long conversation with.
[ ] You have a crush on teacher
[x] You are oversensitive.

[x] You are a pedophile.
[ ] You do it more than three times a day on average
[ ] You have not bathed in a week.
[ ] You like Twilight.
[ ] You like the smell of death.
[ ] You like the shows Hole in the Wall and Dude: What Would Happen?
[ ] You have never watched the movie Independence Day.
[ ] You think Sarah Palin and George W. Bush are good polititians.
[ ] You have over five level 80 accounts on World of Warcraft.
[ ] You like the Duck Song on YT.
[ ] You don't know what the word ludicrous means.
[ ] You have never watched (the entire thing) at least one Star Wars movie.
[x] You lost your virginity before you were seventeen.
[ ] You like Anthro art
[ ] You have killed someone.
[ ] You've dated someone over than fifteen years younger/older than you.
[ ] You bought hats in Team Fortress 2.
[ ] You seriously go to anime conventions every year
[x] You have stolen something (it doesn't matter what), purposely or unpurposely. [I STOLE DAT ASS]
[ ] You robbed someone/mugged someone.
[ ] You use the internet mainly for pornography.
[ ] You don't know who Bruce Wayne is.
[x] You have seriously thought of killing yourself
[ ] You have cybered.
[ ] You don't know who Sean Connery is, so technically, you've never watched James Bond or Indiana Jones.

[ ] You participate regularly on the /b/ section of 4chan.
[ ] You have hacked someone.
[x] You use Facebook regularly.
[ ] You have dated a teacher while you were still in school.
[x] You are a powerleveller for any MMORPG, such as World of Warcraft, EverQuest, BattleStar Gallactica, Runescape , LOTR Online, and others [WELL EXCUSE ME PRINCESS]
[ ] You are a kleptomaniac.
[x] You repeat movie quotes obnoxiously.
[ ] Guys Only: You've made a female account on a MMORPG with a name somewhat along the lines 'hotbabe' or 'smexichickfreeforu'
[ ] You are an alcoholic.
[ ] You like Hentai [Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?]
[x] You are over the age of thirteen and are still a fan of Nintendo games [...You fuckers.]
[ ] You have sexually harrassed someone.
[x] You like Cartoon Network as it is now [OH BOO HOO MY NOSTALGIA IS GONE DEEZ SHOWS SUXXX]
[ ] You've never heard of Pinky and the Brain.
[ ] You have never listened to a song by Pink Floyd.

Total: 13

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1 - 5
Not Despicable: You're actually not that despicable of a human being. Awesome.

5 - 10
Not Very Despicable: Eh.

10 - 15
Slightly Despicable: Ehhh... kind of despicable.

15 - 25
Genuinely Despicable: What the hell is wrong with you?

25 - 35
Despicable: Something's... something's terribly wrong.

35 - 45
Very Despicable: You are a terrible person.

45 - 55
Extremely Despicable: You don't deserve to exist.